mioxenoblade:

whatsnewalycat:

hadeantaiga:

williamfbuckley:

stop saying “gen z brought back bush-era purity politics” i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren’t saying that you’re a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It’s fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn’t healthy.

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

I walked in on my parents fucking once, I quietly closed the door got some water and watched cartoon network till I fell back asleep. Yall are pussies.

swanmaids:

For those who haven’t read the Silmarillion, which of these is NOT a plot point?

Elrond’s dad kills biggest dragon with help of flying boat

Rocky elf marriage ends with husband taking all 7 kids and inventing murder

Elf princess beats up lady vampire and wears her skin as a cloak

Emo elf wants to fuck his cousin who hates him, thousands dead and injured

Elrond’s mother born from an egg Helen of Troy style

Gods on the verge of divorce due to disagreement about the invention of dwarves

Sauron beaten up by huge talking dog

After staring at wife for 200 years, elf’s hair turns silver and he grows taller

Sauron no longer able to look sexy after helping destroy entire continent

gingerhaze:

sunshine-zenith:

Also while we’re here I want everyone to appreciate that This

This wild, wonderful, beautifully animated and heartfelt queer story started here

Here, on tumblr, by an art student who was wrestling with his identity, mental health, and religious trauma

Tell your stories, kids, you never know how many people will thank you for it

🥲

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

buried-in-stardust:

OP: “So it turns out the plucking of the hairpin and the hairstyle falling apart the way it does in novels really is real.”

lizasweetling:

Which of these did NOT happen in Girl Genius? (2/4)

A social Darwinist gives control of his army to a cat

BDSM Nanny suspected of being former supervillain actually warrior angel robot

Color changing MILF adopts MC and teaches her about the birds and weasels

Shop’s coffee is improved till it causes religious experience/mental breakdown

Doctor must keep patient in bed, patient puts bed in moving robot

Woman escapes aggressive suitor using an artillery reindeer & flying pigs

Foppish Anti-villain woken from a two-and-a-half year sleep by homoerotic rival

Hero commandeers steampunk police vehicle to escape Giant Ghost Spiders

This lever is for those who have read GG (a girl has needs)

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artisticlicense-personal:

parotcardsroxy:

weaselle:

littlefeatherr:

monamoni:

Unrestrained summer fun 😁

this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean

Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away

It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool

silmsmutweek:

ALT

A fandom event celebrating sexually explicit fanworks based on the The Silmarillion.

October 1 to 7, 2023 (Sunday to Saturday)

The aim of Silm Smut Week is to foster a positive, inclusive, and fun culture around the creation and enjoyment of smut, porn, and erotica. 

Entirely optional daily themes and prompts coming soon!

How to Participate

• Create something that narrates, depicts, or considers sexual activity involving the characters of the Silmarillion.
• Post it on Tumblr and/or add it to the AO3 Collection and mention this blog (@silmsmutweek) and tag #silmsmutweek. 
• We will reblog posts daily. 
• If you do not see your post reblogged after 24 hours, please send us an ask or DM mods @polutrope or @ettelene. Please! You are not annoying us. 
• The themes and prompts for each day are just suggestions. You can post anything any day of the week and we will reblog it.
• Late submissions for the event are welcome and we will try to reblog those as well but cannot guarantee that we will. 
• Engage with other creators! Enjoy their works!

All genres, tropes, and kinks are welcome: porn without plot, porn with plot; fluff, humour, angst, dark; slash, het, femslash, poly, solo; canon-compliant, alternate universe; reader insert, incest, etc. And, of course, every imaginable kink. 

All forms of creative engagement with the Silmarillion and the Silmarillion fandom are welcome: writing, visual art, meta/analysis, headcanons, playlists, music, video, podfics, cosplay, etc.

todayontumblr:

rumble in the jungle

what’s your favorite type of tree?

birch

sycamore

weeping willow

ash

oak

giant sequoia

pine

chestnut

maple

other

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